Zombie Survival 101 – Clothes
by White GlossyIt’s an age-old saying that “clothes make the woman”… well, in this case its “clothes don’t make the woman… a McD’s Happy meal!”
While putting on something light, movable and easy to pack is a no-brainer… what do you do when you are almost certain you’re going mana y mana with an ugly meat-sack with teeth?
We wouldn’t be the WGUB if we didn’t troll the net and find the best-of-the-best in zombie survival gear! Sidenote – While we are making sure you’re outfitted with the ultimate in zombie survival gear… assuming you have the foresight to prepare… everything below will of course be ($Free) if you have a crowbar and a few B&E skills after the undead start roaming the streets. Most everything we’re mentioning can be found in your local Army Surplus store or Sporting Goods shopapalooza.
Starting with the head… while it’s rare to sport the perfect dome to go hairless, let’s be honest… surviving a zombie apocalypse isn’t exactly a fashion show. Buzz that hair off!!! Yes, you too ladies. If it’s something that can become tangled or grabbed it needs to go! Outside of that, to keep your noggin bite-free with a couple of pretty cool items. 
